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Happy Brushing Teeth

Posted by Batuts
Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Sleeping Time. I went to the bathroom, take a shower, about to brush my teeth when I realized that the tootpaste wasn’t on the bin. Desperate to brush my teeth i picked-up my daugther’s kiddie toothpaste, with yummy strawberry flavor. Filled my toothbrush and started brushing.

I don’t feel like brushing my teeth at all, it’s like i was zipping a bubbly candy. I’m almost tempted to swallow the bubbles because it really does taste like candy. Hehehe.

After brushing, i can still taste the strawberry flavor inside my mouth so to remove it, i finished brushing with a listerine gurgle.

It felt weird using brushing my teeth using kiddie toothpaste but on the back of my mind, i was happy, i’d never had kiddie toothpaste when i was kid at least i tried it now or should i say, i’ll try it again sometime. LOL.

Where have the tootbrush gone?

Preparing for work this morning i remembered that our tootpaste was missing. Luckily, getting down the stairs i saw the toothpaste [Read whole article]

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Weightlessness

Posted by Batuts
Tuesday, June 17, 2008

I’m back... Four days din walang post kasi nagtransfer kami ng house kaya medyo busy at masakit sa katawan. Hehehe

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I went to Concentrix (Link2Support) this afternoon to check the problem eload machine. It can’t connect to GPRS since it was installed. The machine is installed on the Fifth Floor of Techno One Plaza, Eastwood City. After the checkup, i rode the elevator going to basement where i parked my car. I was the only person riding the elevator on the fifth floor, two rode on the fourth and another two on third floor. Just right after the door closed, there was an electricy malfunction inside the building, i had a strange feeling, the power was off for about 2-3 second. When the power was up again, We’re already on the ground floor, luckily, the door of the elevator opened-up. I was smiling on my way to the parking. Was that weightlessness i felt during the power interruption? I don’t know. But i really felt that i floated for less than a second and [Read whole article]

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Kita tayo sa SM

Posted by Batuts
Friday, May 23, 2008

Kasal ni Ate Dulz bukas, kaya kinausap ko kagabi ang asawa ko na siya na lang ang bumili ng regalo at susunduin ko na lang siya sa SM.

Kaya nagout ako kanina ng eksaktong 6 para masundo ko siya sa oras. Nasa Libis, QC na ako nang tumawag siya sa’kin tinatanong niya kung nasan na ko, sabi ko darating ako sa SM in 5 to 10 minutes.

6:20 noon nung tumawag siya, nakarating ako sa Ali-Mall ng 6:32, late ako ng 2 minutes pero ok lan 2 minutes lang naman eh.

Nag-hazard ako, tinawagan ko siya at tinanong kong nasan siya. Nasa tapat siya ng National, naroon din ako sa tapat ng National pero hindi ko siya makita.

"Dito sa may dating pinaghazardan mo nung sinundo mo ko!, sa tapat ng National", Sabi niya sakin

"San ba banda?", tanong ko "dun ba sa may pinaparkingan ko sa malapit rustans?"

"Sang Rustan?" tanong ulit niya.

"Dito nga sa may parkingan ng mga Bus...." Dugtong [Read whole article]

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An MMDA Officer Ruined my Date

A wonderful date turned .....

Posted by Batuts
Friday, May 16, 2008

I wasn’t able to date my wife this mother’s day so i decided to invite her on a date yesterday.

I made a reservation on a fancy restaurant near libis and bought special flowers for her. It was a planned special date.

I called my wife home at 3PM and told her that i will pick her up at 5. She asked my where we’re going but i told her that it’s a suprise. I just told her to get dressed and be ready by 5.

20th Ave. cor. P. Tuazon street, the traffic light is on red signal, so i entered Shell Station to avoid the traffic, Hehehe. As i exit the station, an MMDA officer suddenly get on my way and asked for my Driver’s License because of Beating the Red-Light violation.

We had a big argument because i don’t want to give him my license. Why should i? I didn’t violate anything. Pumasok ako sa station hindi nga lang ako nagpa-Gas but it’s clear, there was no traffic light inside the station. Hehehe.

This MMDA officer is starting to ruin my date.... Should i give him my license [Read whole article]

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Nakalimutan lang!

Posted by Batuts
Friday, May 09, 2008

Kahapon, napaaga ng dating yung asawa ko sa pagsundo sa bunso namin, nag-sasummer kasi siya in preparation for kinder, gusto niya din magsummer kasi yung ate niya nagsa- summer din (hindi sila masipag mag-aral no?).

My wife saw teacher pinning medal to some of her students, so, after class, my wife asked my youngest why teacher did not gave her. (she got two stars though) Nag-isip ang bunso ko but she did not answer. Kaya nagfollow-up question yung wife ko.

"Bakit hindi ka ba behave?" tanong niya. (medals -> behave and stars -> academic)
"Behave kaya!" sabi ng anak ko.
"Then bakit ka walang medal?" she asked again.

Nag-isip ng sandali tapos biglang sumagot "Ah, mama, baka nakalimutan lang ni teacher!" Proud na proud na sabi ng anak ko.

When i reach home, tawa ako ng tawa after i heard the story. Ibang din klase din mangatuwiran yung bunso ko eh. Tapos nagpunta ako ng CR, paglabas na paglabas ko, [Read whole article]

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Janina San Miguel, WTF???

Bb. Pilipinas 2008 Blooper

Posted by JDC
Monday, March 10, 2008

Last nights Bb. Pilipinas, the most prestigious beauty pageant in our country, turn out to be a comedy bar when a
VERY CONFIDENT LADY bleed her nose to death just to answer a very simple question of one of the Judges Ms. Vivian Tan.

Here’s the question

Question:"What role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilipinas?"

The answer??!! TADA!!!!

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Well, my family’s role for me is so important becoz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s …. very… Haha .… Oh I’m so sorry, uhmm …. My pamily .… My pamily .… Oh my god …. Ok, I’m so sorry .… I .… I told you that I’m so confident .… Eto, uhhmm, Wait .… Hahahahaha, uhmmm, Sorry guys becoz this was really my first pageant ever becoz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the tough 10. Hmmm, so .… but I said that my family es the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

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Here’s the video on [Read whole article]

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